EATS for your kitchen, I thought it would work…no one else did…might as well made one that said “Do the dishes” or something. So if in fact you have EATS in your kitchen and this sign won’t pizz off anyone in your family you can buy it cheap….$35. It is on 110 year old piece of wood, measures 13 inches long, 4 inches wide, about an inch thick and weighs a couple pounds. Comes numbered and signed on the back. Ships Free.